Monthly Archives: April 2018

A Very Damp Lambing

Breaking News! I have just received a letter from Mr. Tev ’Aho, who carried out the HoLEP procedure on my prostate. As I mentioned in my recent blog post, the material that was removed was subjected to a detailed inspection … Continue reading

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The Blog That Went Missing: The Beast from the East

As regular readers of this blog will know, it has been a fairly turbulent time for me health-wise, but thanks to our wonderful NHS I’m now very much on the mend and am looking forward to the warmth of spring … Continue reading

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“DISASTROUS NEWS!!! I tried to suppress it, but the BBC are determined to screen my fleeting interview with Philomena Cunk on BBC-2, Tuesday evening, April 3rd. The programme starts at 10.00. PLEASE don’t watch it – or my reputation will lie in … Continue reading

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